The wing finned shark stalks the helplessly stranded surfer waiting for the moment to strike and have a meal of human flesh. Seeing the shark makes him pause before continuing to ratchet up the nerve to "hang ten." Fearfully squatting mid board regretting the decision to choose this wave less day to debut his new loooooong board. Afraid to put his hands into the water to paddle there is an epiphany: surfing kinda sucks. The heavy set onlooker sets fire to the hand rolled cigarette, takes the smoke deep into his lungs and waits for the shark to attack.
There I was, minding my own business, trying to call my crew, when this fat nosy guy on the beach interrupts me with "Whatsa matter, mister, you run out of wind? Ha Ha."
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Dumb caption contest...
"Why do you think we call 'em ships, anyway?"
"The Admiral Nixon fan club meeting was lightly attended this year..."
"NOW you tell me I was supposed to fill the water ballast bags from a HOSE?"
"On the upside, the off field landing area chosen was long, wide, unobstructed and level."
-T8
beats hitting those rocks
"If you're gonna do this, at least sink it closer to the street next time."
Somebody took their "SOS, SOS" checklist a bit too seriously :-).
The wing finned shark stalks the helplessly stranded surfer waiting for the moment to strike and have a meal of human flesh. Seeing the shark makes him pause before continuing to ratchet up the nerve to "hang ten." Fearfully squatting mid board regretting the decision to choose this wave less day to debut his new loooooong board. Afraid to put his hands into the water to paddle there is an epiphany: surfing kinda sucks. The heavy set onlooker sets fire to the hand rolled cigarette, takes the smoke deep into his lungs and waits for the shark to attack.
Man goes in glider,
glider goes in water,
man goes in water,
sharks in water,
our shark
Farewell and adieu my fair Spanish ladies...
An example of a glider with too much washout, obviously.
There I was, minding my own business, trying to call my crew, when this fat nosy guy on the beach interrupts me with "Whatsa matter, mister, you run out of wind? Ha Ha."
What a jerk.
I didn't know gliders could double as water craft-awesome-James Bond could have fun with this stunt!
Is that Rick Roelke again?
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